Mark Twain quotes

“It ain’t those parts of the bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts I do understand.”

“It’s spring fever. You don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so.”

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? Taxidermist takes only your skin.”

“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.”

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