“Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.”
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”
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